Threed Journal
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Zombies Stuck on Threed
Threed citizens gathered at the Circus Tent today to bemoan the continuing condition of zombie infestation that has befallen the town. A young adventurer named Ness and his friend, Paula, have indicated that they are willing to challenge Belch, who is the acknowledged master of the zombies. Zombie experts suggested that Ness and Paula would have to obtain some Fly Honey to use against Belch. The only source of Fly Honey in Threed is said to be in the evil Tent south of town. In a surprising development, the Apple Kid from Twoson sent a marvelous new invention -- Zombie Paper -- which is used to capture unwary undead. It is thought that the Zombie Paper will allow Ness and Paula to take the underground road that leads to Belch's secret base near Saturn Valley.
Flying Saucer Crashes in Graveyard
The city buzzed today when a UFO appeared in the skies over Threed, then took a swan dive into the graveyard. Eyewitnesses watched the silvery craft wobbling in circles above the city, as if searching for something. Shortly after the crash, the young heroes, Ness and Paula, appeared in the company of a young man named Jeff. After defeating the evil Tent, the trio used Zombie Paper in the Circus Tent.
Secret Base Discovered
The Journal has received an exclusive on the progress of Ness, Paula, and Jeff as they search for Belch. After a brief stay in Saturn Valley, the three heroes moved north to Grapefruit Falls. Under the falls, they used a password and waited for three minutes until the door opened.
Sunshine Returns
After weeks of dense cloud cover, sunshine returned to Threed today. Dr. Freitag of the Threed Academy suggested that the change had something to do with Ness's mission. "Zis giant Sprout haf bin sooking up all ze light," explained Dr. Freitag.
Hot Springs Pollution
The famous hot springs in Saturn Valley are suddenly giving off a disgusting odor according to Mr. Saturn. The vile aroma began shortly after Ness, Paula, and Jeff returned from defeating Belch.
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