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Science Discovers Healthy Food Combinations:
Try it for a Week -- You'll See, Say Scientists

  Parsley + Rice Gruel            Sugar + PSI Caramel
  Parsley + Peanut Cheese Bar     Sugar + Rock Candy
  Parsley + Piggy Jelly           Sugar + Magic Pudding
  Salt + Boiled Egg               Sugar + Magic Tart
  Salt + Picnic Lunch             Sugar + Bread Roll
  Salt + Chef's Special           Sugar + Calorie Stick
  Salt + Brain Food Lunch         Hot Sauce + Pasta di Summers
  Ketchup + Fries                 Hot Sauce + Pizza
  Ketchup + Hamburger             Hot Sauce + Cup of Noodles
  Ketchup + Fresh Egg             Cream + Trout Yogurt
  Ketchup + Magic Truffle         Cream + Banana
  Ketchup + Croissant             Cream + Lucky Sandwich
  Ketchup + Double Burger         Cream + Popsicle
  Ketchup + Bean Croquette        Cocoa + Cookie
  Ketchup + Kabob                 Cocoa + Gelato de Resort
  Ketchup + Beef Jerky            Cocoa + Skip Sandwich
  Ketchup + Mammoth Burger        Cocoa + Skip Sandwich DX
  Ketchup + Spicy Jerky           Cocoa + Plain Roll
  Ketchup + Luxury Jerky          Delisauce + all food items listed

Rare Discoveries Made
Although the occurrences appear to be rare [down to 1/128] and completely random, tests conducted over the last several months reveal that certain enemies drop valuable items when defeated.  Researchers are unclear as to what makes the enemies react in the manners observed, but they've charted the discoveries below.

Enemy .................... Treasure

Bionic Kraken ............ Legendary Bat
Starman Super ............ Sword of Kings
Chomposaur ............... Magic Frypan
Ghost of Starman ......... Goddess Ribbon
Major Psychic Psycho ..... Star Pendant
Whirling Robo ............ Meteornium
Hyper Spinning Robo ...... Meteorite

Spiritual Powers Put to the Test
Paula, one of the young travelers who recently passed through the region, was found to have some unusual spiritual powers, according to observers.

Warm Light
Paula increases the HP of friends and foes alike with this prayer.
Very Subtle Light
This prayer ups everyone's HP by twice as much as the Warm Light.
Dazzling Light
     PSI Flash zaps everyone when Paula utters this powerful prayer.
Mysterious Light
When the Mysterious Light envelops the group, it ups everyone's PP.
Golden Light
     The Golden Light maxes out one randomly chosen character's HP.
Sheet Lightning
     When Lightning strikes, it causes the same damage as PSI Flash.
Rainbow-Colored Light
     The amazing Rainbow Light brings all deceased parties back to life.
Mysterious Aroma
     Paula's sweet-smelling shower puts all parties to sleep temporarily.
Thunder
     When Paula's prayer calls on Thunder, it strikes all parties with Brain Shock.
Heavy Air
     One of Paula's prayers shrouds all parties in fog, causing their defense to drop.

What is the Strangest Weapon?
Researchers at Winters High have recently made breakthrough discoveries in the field of confectionery warfare.  Dr. Armuffin reports that Rock Candy is the best sweet to use in combat.  "The user must also carry condiments," he points out.  "When he or she uses the Rock Candy, the condiment will be spent instead of the candy.  Pretty sweet.  In using the Rock Candy, you will experience a lift in any one of your attributes such as IQ."  Dr. Armuffin's next project is to design and deploy after-dinner mints as land mines.
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