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Can Man Control Space and Time?
According to Dr. Andonut, the famous inventor of the Sky Runner flying saucer and other amazing devices, it is possible to create a machine that will move not only through space, but through time, as well.  He and his two colleagues, the Apple Kid and a Mr. Saturn, have been working on just such a machine -- the Phase Distorter -- here in Saturn Valley.  Early tests have met with mixed success.  One volunteer group emerged from the metallic device completely toasted. The machine resembles a large silver Mr. Saturn and is said to have the ability to reach back into time.  Dr. Andonut hopes that the device will enable Ness and his companions to reach the evil Giygas and end the threat to earth forever.

Zexonyte Sought
Dr. Andonut reported that the initial failure of his Phase Distorter space/time machine was because of the lack of a special material known as Zexonyte, which is found only in meteorites.  A group of young adventurers led by Ness has volunteered to return to Onett, the site of a recent meteorite strike, and retrieve the valuable material.
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